Do you guys know how hard it is to find information on alleviating the aches and pains of carrying around heavy breasts? Nobody look at my browser history for a minute.

Like many women who are “blessed” with a very large bustline, I developed early, which is exactly when my bad posture habits began. When you’re still a kid, you’re not all about drawing attention to your body. So I covered up with large clothes, slouched to hide myself as best I could, and avoided activities that involved jumping around. I really avoided physical activities in general until I was in my 20’s.

When I began practicing yoga in a studio in my mid 20’s, I wasn’t surprised to see a whole bunch of bodies that looked nothing like me. When I started CrossFit at age 30, I wasn’t surprised that there were certain activities I wasn’t fond of due to what my coach would simply refer to as my “anatomy.”

What I was surprised about were these weird movement and pain patterns I started to discover in myself. My overhead shoulder position is poor, and I started to notice anterior shoulder pain when I worked on overhead lifts. I sought out resources. I learned about mobility and started to figure out what was going on in my upper body.

Then I found Yoga Tune Up®, and everything got real nerdy. The upper edge of my trapezius and my neck extensors are what hurt all the time. My thoracic spinal rotation is limited. My humeri sit well in front of where they should. My Yoga Tune Up® Therapy Balls became my favorite tools for working on myself.

I’ve developed a bit of a protocol for working on correcting the posture and pain issues wearing these heavy appendages on the front of my chest have caused. First up, my busty legion, a bit of restorative yoga (yay!).

Let the weight of your arms un-do some of what the weight of your chest does to your posture all day!
Let the weight of your arms un-do some of what the weight of your chest does to your posture all day!

Set one yoga block at the tallest height, and one at the second/medium height. Post up a bolster on the little set of steps you’ve just created. Your move is easy: scoot right up to the base of the bolster, and lie back. Do whatever you want with your legs.

This easy restorative move rests the scapulae against the bolster, allowing the pectorals and musculature of the anterior shoulder to be affected by the weight of the arms. The humeri settle into the back of the joint, and the head and shoulders passively assume the opposite position they generally take as you fight with what’s pulling on the front of your torso all day.

Stay tuned for Wednesday’s blog when I’ll outline the protocol I utilize for myself to alleviate the pain and mobility issues I have come to associate with my “anatomy.”

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